Life Through a Foreigner's Eyes: The Nigerian Experience
"Still in Nigeria?" It's a question that comes up often—sometimes with surprise, other times with a knowing smirk, and occasionally, quiet concern.
And honestly? It's understandable why people ask. From the outside, Nigeria can seem overwhelming. Loud. Unpredictable. Inflation-riddled.
But living here? It's intense. It's vibrant. And it's unforgettable.
Over time, Nigeria grows on you—not because it's easy, but because it's alive. Because in all its contradictions, Nigeria feels more human than anywhere else.
40 Honest Observations About Nigerian Life
Here's an honest answer from a foreigner about what makes Nigeria unique:
People say "Sorry" even when you hurt yourself.
"Good morning" expires at exactly 12:00pm — and you'll be corrected if you miss the cutoff.
Rain ruins plans? Just get through it.
Anyone can turn into a motivational speaker — no prep needed.
One event, two prayers: Muslim to open, Christian to close. Peaceful, respectful, seamless.
Everyone disagrees — politics, religion, football — and still shares a plate of jollof.
"Happy New Month" is a real thing — and so is "Happy New Week," "Happy Friday," and "Happy Sunday." Every day deserves celebration.
"Now-now" is a valid timeframe.
Make plans, then say "God will do it."
"I'm on my way" = still brushing teeth.
Weddings = 1,000 guests and 10 outfit changes.
Titles matter. Your gateman might be called "Chief Security Officer" — and that one-man IT guy? "Chief Technology Officer."
Loud music = joy. Silence = something's wrong.
Plantain is therapy.
People smile through what would break others.
Lagos traffic is a spiritual experience. You'll reflect, pray, and question your life choices — all before the next intersection.
Kids greet like royalty: "Good afternoon, sir."
Tailor lied. You knew. You still gave fabric.
"How far?" means everything.
You can't be lonely. Even strangers will call you "my guy" before they ask your name.
Puff puff = edible stress relief.
"E go better." And we believe it.
Everyone has a side hustle. Your Uber driver is also a real estate agent. The pharmacist rents out canopies on weekends. And your mechanic? He trades forex between engine checks.
Gospel + afrobeats + fuji? DJs do it all.
"How's mummy? Your leg?" is one greeting.
RSVP is optional. Takeaway is not.
WhatsApp groups = 100 unread messages by 6am.
Markets = real-world MBA.
"Almost there" = just started dressing.
Businesses run from car trunks — successfully.
"10am sharp" is a suggestion.
We don't swear — we say "You're playing with your destiny."
One meeting = new "brother from another mother".
Dress code: Overdress or stay home.
"Let's catch up soon" = next year.
Google Maps fails. Okada guy delivers.
Wearing white in rainy season? Bold.
Someone's aunty dreamt about you. Take it seriously.
Even bad news comes with gist.
Football is religion. Premier League is Sunday service. Win? Eruption. Lose? "I'm done with this club"... till next weekend.
These observations capture the essence of Nigerian life—the contradictions, the warmth, the resilience, and the undeniable spirit that makes this country unlike any other.
And you, what makes you love Nigeria?
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